Hi there, my name is Billy Klemp. Well actually my full name is Billy-Bob Klemp. And if you want to get technical about it, it's Billy-Joe-Bob Klemp. Geez, you people are nosy.
   I started working with Chocula Enterprises right from the very start. Chocula is a close personal friend of mine, and when he told me his ideas, I was sure he would be successful. I hopped on for the ride as his personal representative.
   I go to all the public events, award ceremonies and press conferences. Then I let the guys back in the office know what I saw there, and they discuss how I could have handled it better around a big table, while I serve refreshments. Rating my performance can work up a thirst.
   I never mind the criticism, I think that it helps me grow and become more responsible, and less likely to fling excrement.
   If I could change one thing in this world, it wouldn't be anything about Chocula Enterprises. I have never seen a more organized team effort than the one displayed to me every day at Chocula HQ. I would however change my name.
   My name's billy, but I'm no hillbilly.

Oh yeah, and one last note, to Bob McDonald at the 1994 Cleveland Journalism Convention, sorry about that 'incident', I hope you received the money I sent to buy you a new suit.