Brr! I'm Coldy Olsen. I work in the kitchen here at Chocula Enterprises. More specifically, I mainly work in the freezer. While I'm not managing the cafeteria staff or overseeing the food prep, I'm in the freezer checking the expiration dates, making sure everything remains kosher. 

     I like to go in there to get away from it all. I just sit in the icebox and let my mind go. I come up with my best ideas in there. Sometimes I'm even inspired to write screenplays. I've submitted various exampes of my work to Chocula, and he seems really excited about them!

    Especially the one entitled "Frozen Emotions" that involves beautiful female eskimos faced with the harsh reality of non dishwasher safe utensiles. I think it has real potential. 

     I'm hoping to oversee the casting if it gets off the ground. I can really see Janeane Garofalo heating up the screen with her cool seductive glare. And with a furry outfit, she'll be unstoppable I tell you! I know this probably isn't the place to be discussing this, but if you're reading this Janeane...
I love you.