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Gofu looking rather optimistic.
Ok, to start this off,
I don't know you, but I already don't trust you. Everyone in this world
is out to get something from you at whatever cost. That's why my only friend
is caffeine. I start off every 5 minutes with a hot steaming cup of my
best friend, joe. That's coffee, you morons.
I handle the technical
end of Chocula Enterprises (networking, rewiring, whatever), and my coffee
doesn't tell me how to do my job. If if did I'd listen, but it doesn't,
and if you do, then too flippin' bad for you. Everything I do has to be
approved by my source of caffeine.
The cup has much to
say about numerous subjects. Sleep is not one of them. Neither is natural
light, or what is commonly referred to as 'daytime' by you pathetic sheep.
You let the common way of humanity guide your every step, never once deciding
for yourselves what time is 'natural' for one to be awake. Sleep is evil
in every sense of the word. Allowing your human 'limits' to drive you into
an unconsciousness, into which no rational thought can penetrate. You then
proceed to 'dream' of many things... for what reason?
Where do these thoughts
originate if you are not controlling them? What does imagining that you're
naked in class accomplish? You are weak! WEAK! ... 'yawn'. Now if you'll
excuse me, I have to go and hide under a blanket with my pillow. Be back
in about 8 hours y'all.
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