Howdy, my name is Koko. I'm in charge of answering e-mails here at Chocula Enterprises. I work in a soundproof booth with voice activated controls. The e-mails are read to me by the computer, and my job is then to give my oral response, as the computer takes it all down, no typy! We get lots of mail here, almost 2 letters a day!

    My job is to answer any questions with happy-go-lucky answers, lifting the spirits of our fans. I'm not allowed to say "Get a life you danged morons, Chocula doesn't have time for your idiotic babblings!" even when it applies. I think that's what makes this company so great, we filter our emotions, so as not to upset the public with our dark innermost thoughts and desires. We don't let the evil that resides deep in the bottom of our blackened souls seep out into the public eye. We bottle our real feelings and instead of honest answers, we provide complete fluff... impersonal nothings from a mind capable of so much more. I love mail! Mail mail mail! eek eek!